Thursday, November 19, 2009

Does this hospital gown make my ovaries look fat?

Last Friday I had a laparoscopy.

Laparoscopy is a surgery where they insert a camera ("laparoscope") through your bellybutton, along with various other implements through additional small points in your abdomen, in order to definitively diagnose and remove endometriosis. Now going into this surgery, I didn't naively expect it to be a magic panacea for my overall lack of fertility. Well, not totally. Sort of. 

Ok, maybe just a little. 

But can you blame me? As a veteran sub-fertile and part-time problem solver, I'm always on the look out for the Next Big Thing: a legitimate plan of action in a positive direction to finally turn this thing around. And when my doctor suddenly suspected endometriosis a month and a half ago, something (bingo!) went off in my head. It was a disease. With a NAME. And a KNOWN TREATMENT. Maybe this infertility stuff wasn't so hard to lick after all.

Even so, it actually took me a while to latch onto the endometriosis label. I still can't believe I actually possess it ("I have endometriosis" sounds so weird coming from my mouth). I've never met the standard criteria of having heavy periods and unbearable cramping. I've always thought I'd had quite mild periods, actually, and wrote the disease off years ago in my early inferti-education. I kinda half-expected to come out of the anesthesia to my doctor apologizing for having wasted my time. Nevertheless, there I was in my matching hair net and hospital gown, ready and willing to go under the knife to explore this new finding—and hopefully rid it from my body.

For the next 2 hours the surgeons did their best to remove all the offensive tissue. Turns out I do in fact have endometriosis, and not a mild case either. My doctor labeled it "moderate" and told me she found evidence of it on pretty much every available surface in my gut. End of story, right? Umm... no.

She sent me home with some saltine crackers and a handful of digital pictures. "Whaaa, what is thiiis?" I thought as we weaved our way home, me dreamily swaying in and out of awareness from the passenger's seat of our car. After fully coming to, my husband explained that the doctor said I have fatty ovaries. 

Let me repeat: Fat. On my ovaries. I guess you could say I'd never been so insulted in all my life.

Now fatty ovaries was something that NEVER came up in my google studies. PCOS, yes. Blocked fallopian tubes, yes. But fat ovaries? Is this a joke? Please tell me there is someone out there that makes a slim-fast for my reproductive organs!!

After spending the weekend in pain, confusion, and a little embarrassment, I called my doctor first thing Monday to get some clarification. Turns out the fat isn't so much ON my ovaries as IS my ovaries. It seems that as the ovaries age, the active ovarian tissue actually turns into fat and becomes non-responsive. Just like our thighs. 

Beings as I'm only 39, she was quite surprised to see my ovaries in such a state. Usually women much closer to menopause present with ovaries like these. Guess I'm an early bloomer.

Looks like the only thing for me and the ovaries to do is go on a diet. Just what do you feed overweight ovums? Eggbeaters?


Lookingforaplussign said...

yikes! It's nice to hear you've got a sense of humor about the whole bizarre thing. what is the course of action next for you? I have this procedure happening in a few weeks. I wonder if I also have endo?

Dea.nna said...

LMAO!!! Love that you made me laugh so hard!!! I'm glad to hear that the procedure went well (for the most part.) You'll have to keep us posted on the ovary situation.

banditgirl said...

You are so funny! But on another note, I can totally relate to how some new information, after years on the IF path, can fuck with one's brain, like increase hopes even though it may not be the case, even though the doctor's saying, no, it's got nothing to do with your IF. What a mindfuck. I had this happen when they discovered a polyp and then removed with with a hysteroscopy. It totally made me hopeful, not that it lead anywhere afterwards, as we are still trying. Hang in there. Each step is good for something, I think, if at least getting it out of the way and taking you to the next stagion in this emotional journey.

Anonymous said...

I have never heard of this I am going to be wondering if I have fatty ovaries!

womb for improvement said...

Fat ovaries?! Can you pinch an inch?

Kathryn said...

Don't docs come up with the strangest things to call different parts of us?

I had a friend who had severe endo but had a surgery similar to yours (but more extreme, they did a huge abdominal incision) & she conceived her son not too long after that. Just sayin' - you can't give up hope.

I try not to "claim" any illness. I fight fatigue, & struggle with infertility, manage migraines & food intolerances, etc., but i don't "have" anything. I don't want to claim it or give it power. I don't even have a "my doctor." I work with or consult them, but i won't claim them.

I know it might just be semantics, but it helps me to not feel so out of control & at the mercy of medical circumstance or other folks. I'm not trying to preach, just sharing i feel more comfortable with these terms, myself.

Anonymous said...

If you don't cry, you might as well laugh. Did she point you in the right direction in terms of how to deal with those "fatty" ovaries?

Jess said...

I've never heard of 'fat ovaries'. Don't DRs say the strangest things to us sometimes? So I guess mine are shriveled-up withered anorexic ovaries lol Hugs to you & a speedy recovery <3

Shelly Rayedeane said...

I hope you have a speedy recovery!

I'm glad I'm on a diet. lol.

Anonymous said...

hey there... I'm new to your blog, and actually just started my own TTC blog... anyhoodles, I was wondering how ur recovery after the surgery was. I am scheduled to have it done this month too!

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